Sporting
Tips
10 Rules
Rule
Nr.1
Wear Sports Clothing!
Even
when flying!
Rule
Nr.2
Choose sports clothing of the
right size!
Rule
Nr.3
Make sure everything is properly
stowed!
Rule
Nr.4
Show your team mates how much
you like them!
Rule
Nr.5
But not too much!!!!!
An
exception:
Formula 1
And
football!
Rule
Nr.6
Do not stand around
admiring
newly discovered
muscles or limbs of the body
Rule
Nr.7
Do not drink too much
before
Sport!
Rule
Nr.8
Only use the normal techniques
for your particular type of sport
Rule
Nr.9
Use sports equipment in the
manner they were intended!
Rule
Nr.10
Doing sport keeps you fit!
Otherwise...
(grazie
a milagros per queste regole)